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Kobolds Ate My Baby!

Created by 9th Level Games

The cult classic Kobolds Ate My Baby returns with a new edition powered by polymorph. Its faster, easier, and funnier than ever! All Hail King Torg!

Latest Updates from Our Project:

Kobold Plush and Production Updates
over 1 year ago – Mon, Jul 31, 2023 at 08:21:55 AM

Project Status

  • Kobolds Ate My Baby Orange Book - Written, working on final tweaks and updates. Final playtesting happening at Gencon, final edits expected in late August. Layout in September. 
  • SMORKAS BORG - Fully written, in editing, layout in September.
  • Kobold Plush - 3rd round of design complete, awaiting physical sample
  • Kobolds Ate My Baby Digital Adventure Pack - Fully written, in editing. Layout in September. 
  • Kobolds Ate My Baby Dice Set - Ordered and awaiting delivery 
  • Kobolds Ate My Baby Coloring Book - Layout not started, but 1000 orange Crayola crayons have been purchased!
  • It's Always Orange in Philadelphia Adventure - Won't be written until Orange Book playtests are complete

Kobold Plush 

In our last update we showed you the two sample version of the plush kobold. While many of you loved the longer fur version, we found it much harder to capture John Kovalic's kobold art with that style fur, so we decided on the shorter fur.  We *believe* this is our last round of updates and have gotten it where we want so the next step is getting the physical sample in our hands!!!




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T-shirt Ideas Needed 

We're planning to make some new Kobolds Ate My Baby t-shirts for next year since it's the 25th Anniversary! However, we're having trouble coming up with the perfect idea. Please vote below and/or comment with your ideas. If we pick your idea you get the shirt for free!!! 

Thank you, 
9th Level Games

KOBOLDS ATE MY UPDATE
over 1 year ago – Thu, Jun 29, 2023 at 02:54:16 PM

In all seriousness, we apologize for the delay in getting you a solid update. The fault is totally ours, we are sorry for not keeping you all more in the loop. So, without further adieu - here are some real updates. From now on, you can expect monthly (or more often) updates until we deliver rewards to you. 

Project Status

  • Kobolds Ate My Baby Orange Book - Mostly written, playtesting is ongoing (with great reception at Origins), final edits expected in late August. Layout in September. 
  • SMORKAS BORG - Fully written, in editing (its hysterical by the way)
  • Kobold Plush - 2nd round of design complete, awaiting physical sample
  • Kobolds Ate My Baby Digital Adventure Pack - Fully written, in editing
  • Kobolds Ate My Baby Dice Set - Quoted & designed, awaiting final count to order 
  • Kobolds Ate My Baby Coloring Book - Layout not started, but 1000 orange Crayola crayons have been purchased!
  • It's Always Orange in Philadelphia Adventure - Won't be written until playtests are complete

Once everything goes to the printer, we'll send out digital versions so you can start playing! At this point, we may be closer to the end of October 2023 or even November 2023 for delivery to you. We'll keep you posted. 

Reception to polymorph Rules at Origins Game Fair 


At Origins Game Fair we ran over 20 demo tables throughout the weekend showcasing the new polymorph rules and our new THWACKO Adventure creation system. Additionally, we ran the infamous Kobolds Ate My Baby Midnight Massacre for over 80 players with these new rules. 



Reception to the system was great. Players were asking questions that we either had covered or made sure to make the note to address in the final text.

To date, the favorite item in the game is "200 XP" and there is a real fight going between calling them OUTFITS, JOB, or JORBS* Writers Bug and The Kobold Dude made progress on making fan favorite actions (like Barking) still relevant under the new streamlined rules. Death Checks were had by all. 

At GENCON we'll be running another 4 demo sessions where we'll implement everything learned from Origins. If you want to try out the rules before we go to BETA - this is the time, and Indianapolis is the place!

*BTW, It's not going to be JORBS no matter how often our team chants it.



Kobold Plush Samples 

These are definitely kobolds, but we don't think the design is QUITE there yet. We asked the factory to make a few tweaks to both samples (long fur and short fur) and then send us them physically for review. Once we have them we'll show them off and hopefully that will be the final round of plush edits!!! 



Thank you for your support! 

~9th Level Games


Pledge Manager Madness
over 1 year ago – Thu, Apr 06, 2023 at 02:56:22 PM

We want to apologize for the fact that the pledge manager was not originally set up correctly...oops! Kobolds aren't the smartest. Luckily, all the issues we heard about this week are now resolved.

DIGITAL ONLY TIERS 

All add-ons should have been visible to all backers, but originally digital tier backers were not able to see physical add-ons. That has been resolved and you will now be able to add on anything you'd like. 


69 HOUR BACKERS FREE ADVENTURE

This should have originally already been loaded into your carts for free, but was not. This has now been fixed. 

If you go into your Backerkit survey and do not see It's Always Orange in Philadelphia but you believe you should get it since you backed in the first 69 hours (up until 9am EST Friday 1/27/23), please contact us at [email protected] or comment below. 

Thank you & All Hail King Torg! 

~9th Level Games 

Backer Surveys & Pre-Orders
over 1 year ago – Wed, Mar 29, 2023 at 11:31:34 AM

Things are cruising right along! Currently on track for our October delivery. 


Project Status 

  • Plush sample in design with factory 
  • Kobolds Ate My Baby Orange Book with writing team, almost all art is complete 
  • SMORKAS BORG with writing team 
  • It's Always Orange in Philadelphia with writing team 
  • Adventure Pack with editing team


Remember that pre-orders are open for anyone who missed the campaign!

ORDER NOW

Thank you, my Little Kobolds!
over 1 year ago – Thu, Feb 23, 2023 at 11:16:11 AM

Wow! What an amazing campaign! 


Thank you all for supporting Kobolds Ate My Baby not only on this campaign, but throughout the 24 years its been in existence! We are still amazed at the out pouring of love and excitement of silly little game, about silly little monsters.  Thank you all so much from the bottom of Yeet's massive stomach.

In the last days tons backers jumped in and pushed us over the $100K mark (for silly kobolds??!) unlocking our last stretch goals! That means everyone $15+ gets the digital demo kit and all physical backers get the All Hail King Torg sticker! ALL HAIL KING TORG'S STICKER!

ICYMI, last night Yeet answered all your burning questions. Watch it now!



What happens next? 

  • Pledge dollar processing finalized (about 2 weeks)
  • Backerkit pledge manager survey sent out to backers (about 4-6 weeks) 
  • Monthly updates of what is going on with creative, production, and delivery 
  • Any time you have a question you can post into COMMUNITY or contact us at contact at 9thlevel dot com

For friends who missed out, we will be opening LATE PLEDGES soon.

Say it again, say it loud. All Hail King Torg!

~Chris O'Neill and the 9th Level team